The smack I will not talk

When you are a true fan of a celebrity, you will defend them to the death.  No matter what they do, no matter how bad it looks, you are always there to fight the good fight even in the worst situations.

This is the attitude I take when it comes to Britney Spears.  I am by no means saying that she hasn’t slipped up a time or two.  However, every time she does something outrageous and I begin to bad mouth her, I just can’t.  As soon as I start agreeing with the naysayers, I remember all of the awesomeness that she encompasses.  I flashback to her performance of “I’m a slave 4 you” when she carried the snake around her neck at the VMAs, or to her “Toxic” video, or to the glory days of her and Justin Timberlake.  Once I remember these situations, I immediately think, “Man, she is awesome.”  Which brings me to my point. 

A true fan never talks smack.  Ever.  No matter how bad it is, you can always find the positive side of your celebrity.  No matter how bad it might make you look, a true fan defends.  

To show you what I mean I will take the most horrific Britney moments and demonstrate how a true fan sees it.

  The public’s point of view
She has really lost it now.

A true fan’s point of view

Every Southern girl knows a pearl necklace dresses up any outfit.

 

 

The public’s point of view

Ok, so totally dangerous.

A true fan’s point of view

It’s never too early to start teaching your children about driving.  We don’t want them to grow up to drive like Lindsey Lohan do we?

 

The public’s point of view

Hasn’t she ever heard of underwear?

A true fan’s point of view

Panty lines can really ruin any outfit.

 

You see, a true fan always sees the positive side of even the worst moments in a celebrity’s life.  While others might think we are crazy, we will defend our celebrity no matter what without even thinking twice.  That’s just what we fans do.

So on that note,  I would just like to say, don’t worry Britney.  You just keep on doing your thing.  We’ve got your back.