The short end of the hair extension

Its official – my blog has gone global.  That’s right - global.  Apparently there are people reading this blog in Great Britain, Germany, and Russia.  Granted, it’s only 3 people in Great Britain, 1 person in Germany, and 1 person in Russia, but regardless, global is global.  My husband told me not to get too excited because it is “probably just some old guy in his underwear waiting for you to up load pictures”.  Whateves – I’m international baby!

Let me begin this entry by saying I love Jessica Simpson.  I think she is a phenomenal singer, extremely pretty, and a very smart business woman. 

However, while I am a huge fan I have to say that over the years she has made her fair share of mistakes, most notably ending her marriage to Nick Lachey.  Along with his amazing good looks and smooth as silk voice, he seemed to have been a great husband.  From our perspective, we can tell that he supported her in every way including her decision to remain pure until marriage. 

That’s why I can only assume that the words “Are you kidding me?” came out of his mouth when he found out that she had gotten pregnant out of wedlock with her “former NFL player” boyfriend Eric Johnson.  If I was Nick, I would have taken that as the ultimate slap in the face.    

Now, while Jessica Simpson is very pretty we have to admit, she ain’t what she used to be.  I am not trying to be disrespectful with that comment, but let’s be honest people.  Think back to that Dukes of Hazard video where she is washing the General Lee in the pink bikini.  And then think of her now.  Actually it doesn’t have to be now, just think of her within the last 3 years.  Of course she is still very pretty, but she definitely isn’t what she was when she was with Nick. 

That’s why I can only assume that words “Are you kidding me?” had to have come out of her current fiancé’s mouth at some point in time.  You know he has to have seen pictures of her from back in the “Newlyweds” days and thought “Will I ever be with that girl?”

It makes you wonder which one made out better in the end - Nick or Eric.  Nick got the body, but Eric got the instant gratitude. 

I guess that leaves us with just one question.  Who got the short end of the stick, or in Jessica Simpson’s case, the short end of the hair extension?

I guess we will never know.