While we can all agree that she makes a sweet living out of
doing absolutely nothing, it does keep her busy. Maybe this busy schedule is the reason why
she and Kanye West chose to name their child North West. What else could be the reason for such a ridiculous
name? Either their busy schedule is to
blame or they just plain hate their child.
At this point in time these are the only logical reasons I can come up with.
What is it with celebrities choosing absurd names for their children? Do they think that just because they are
famous and have money it keeps them from looking stupid? Do they not realize that their child now has a
giant bull’s eye on their back? I’m sure
those rich celebrity kids can be just as cruel as the other kids.
(I predict Suri Cruise will be the Regina George of Beverly Hills. I mean what 4 year old wears high heels?)
Luckily for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, they are not
alone. There seems to be an entire slew
of celebrities who think their “cleverness” puts them in a supreme coolness
category that the rest of us could never achieve. To spare you the time and nausea of looking
up these names on your own, I will give you 5 of my favorite, yet most obnoxious
celebrity baby names. Prepare to be
amazed at the sheer volume of stupid.
1) Apple
Martin – As if Gwyneth Paltrow wasn’t annoying enough, she had to go and do
this.
2) Coco Arquette – I understand Coco coming from a child
of David Arquette, but Courtney Cox, seriously?
We really did expect more from you Courtney - after all you are from Alabama.
3)
Pilot Inspektor – The “My Name is Earl” actor is
the proud papa to this terrible name. I
guess they wanted to keep the crazy baby name trend going in the family. It makes sense if you think about it; the
baby’s father's name is Jason Lee for crying out loud.
4) Tennessee Toth – I’m all about embracing your
roots, but really Reece Witherspoon. I
hope he inherits his parent’s good looks or else middle school is really going to
suck for this kid.
5) Bear Blu – Alicia Silverstone
prepare to be hated by your child for the rest of your life.
So there you have it people, 5 of the worst celebrity baby
names ever. The best part about this is
this is the short list. There are many
more ridiculous names and future victims of Hollywood bullying being born
every single day.
In regards to North West, we might never know the reasoning for such a stupid name. I don't even think Kris Jenner understands. She was quoted as saying, "The
way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means highest power and she says
that North is their highest point together."
Um, what?
I'm not sure its something we will ever understand. Part of me thinks there must have been something that forced them to think this was a good idea. Maybe Kim had a rush of pregnancy endorphins
after birth. Maybe the epidural was too
strong. Maybe Kanye smoked one of those “other”
cigarettes. Who knows. Maybe we are the ones who are off. Maybe in 20 years we will look back at North West
and think “Wow, your parents really were baby name trendsetters.” Oh who are we kidding, that’s never going to
happen.
Apparently, Kim had a hard time accepting how pregnancy changed her body. Naming the baby North West must have been payback for it having made her fat.
Gwyneth Paltrow and Apple
I mean
. . . . I just . . . .oh hell what’s the point?
She named me what? Come on!
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